Sexiest Music Videos Of All Time
Not so long ago, I famously approached a singer on a live stream. I judged her by her outfit, and now here I am again judging more singers by listing the 25 sexiest music videos of all time.
1. t.A.T.u. – All The Things She Said
All The Things She Said is a 2002 version of Я Сошла С Ума (Ya Soshla S Uma), the Russian original that was released in 2000. Something about two high school girls singing about lesbianism and kissing each other sure gets people’s attention.
2. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
Lady Gaga had many outfits for the music video of Bad Romance, and just about all of them makes you want all versions of her as your toxic girlfriend.
3. Eminem – Superman
Don’t let the blonde girl (Gina Lynn) in Eminem’s Superman music video distract you from the fact that Eminem is literally swimming in an endless pool of women wearing nothing but underwear later on.
4. Eric Prydz – Call On Me
The music video for Call On Me is energetic and sexual in its entirety, giving off pure sexual energy.
5. 6ix9ine – Tutu
6ix9ine decided he needed a music video with a woman covered in sprinkles. I don’t remember the song at all, but I remember the video. Anal sex with her probably hurts. She probably still shits out sprinkles to this day.
6. Shakira & Rihanna – Can’t Remember To Forget You
If you’re stuck in a mansion with Shakira and Rihanna, you’ll have to be crazy to want to escape… Especially after seeing them touch each other seductively.
7. Serebro – Kiss
Kiss by iconic Russian girl group Серебро (Serebro) is probably the most underrated song on this entire list. It doesn’t even try to be sexy, but the music video as well as the song itself does give you the strongest Summer romance vibes, leaving you feeling nostalgic for that time you dreamed of going to a Spanish villa with 3 beautiful Russian singers.
8. Chris Isaak – Wicked Game
Wicked Game is a music video that looks just like a dream… You’re on a beach in paradise with a naked woman, and when you’re not having sex on the beach, you’re in the clouds.
9. Jason Derulo, Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign – Swalla
Nicki Minaj appears in a wet and colorful music video about blowjobs wearing 8 inch platform high heel boots and latex. So I guess that counts.
10. Shakira – She Wolf
Shakira comes in with two of the sexiest music videos on the list so far. She Wolf and its Spanish version, Loba, feature Shakira dancing in a golden cage. There’s something about owning a caged animal like Shakira that is innately desirable.
11. Lady Gaga – Applause
When Lady Gaga wears nothing but sea shells… Count me in.
12. Peso Pluma & Anitta – Bellakeo
We don’t know why everyone has gathered to this strange warehouse, but at least a Brazilian is twerking every single second she appears.
13. Nicki Minaj – Anaconda
Nicki Minaj appears for a second time on this list, which is not surprising as she basically just makes thirsty music videos for all her thongs… I mean… Songs.
14. Rihanna – S&M
S&M’s music video was banned in several countries, which means it must be significant enough to be one of the sexiest music videos of all time. The music video displays shibari, latex, and my personal favorite… Taping Rihanna to a wall.
15. Kat Von D – With You
If you were stuck in a less sinister version of the backrooms with Kat Von D wearing nothing but latex, a corset and 8 inch platform high heel boots, things could be a lot worse.
16. Duran Duran – Girls On Film
The uncensored music video for Girls On Film was too much for MTV, so it was generally seen only in nightclubs and on The Playboy Channel. So it wouldn’t be surprising if you never saw the part where women in thongs wrestle each other in a pool of mud. Or a woman wearing a sumo wrestling thong. Or nudity everywhere…
17. Karol G & Shakira – TQG
I seem to be watching the wrong version of Frozen. This one appears to have Shakira wearing blue latex, but I love it.
18. 6ix9ine & Nicki Minaj – Trollz
Nicki Minaj makes the list of sexiest music videos for a third time, and 6ix9ine makes the list for the second time with Trollz. Nicki Minaj gets her titties out for this one, for some reason…
19. Benny Benassi – Satisfaction
The Satisfaction music video features construction workers operating drills and other tools while getting sweaty. You’ll also see some bouncing and jiggling.
20. Robin Thicke, T.I. & Pharrell Williams – Blurred Lines
The unrated version of the Blurred Lines music video was banned from YouTube for containing models prancing around topless, and became a very controversial video at the time in 2013. It was unbanned a few months later.
21. Demi Lovato – Cool For The Summer
Demi Lovato passionately acting on her lesbian side so curiously is quite memorable. For its lesbianism alone, this makes the list of the sexiest music videos.
22. Linkin Park – Crawling
The woman in Linkin Park’s Crawling music video transforms from a beautiful goth girl to a beautiful normie, and there’s something interesting about that.
23. Lady Gaga – Poker Face
Little do people know that in the lyrics of Poker Face, Lady Gaga also says ‘fuck her face’. This iconic 2008 music video just has some sexiness to it.
24. Doja Cat – Cyber Sex
I have no idea what’s going on in the music video for Cyber Sex, but I can appreciate some parts.
25. Fountains Of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom
Stacy’s mom has got it going on. She’s on the list, and I waited so long.
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